Thursday, August 23, 2018

Yapdem retelling of Idris Elba being offered Bond role

Elba says No to Bond



This is how it would have gone in the yapdem universe

Bond Producers: "Idris, we would love you for Bond, this is the right time..."

Elba: " Right time for what?"

Bond Producers: "You know"

Elba: "No I don't know"

Bond Producers: "A black Bond"

Elba: "I'll pass, don't want to be the "black bond" it's kinda corny"

(Sir Sean Connery's rep sends a text message to Elba while he is talking with the producers....text reads..."hey laddie, don't forget the money"....

Bond Producers:  "are we keeping you from something" (seem annoyed)

Elba: "No not all, how much would you pay me to play Bond? I mean it's gotta be more than Danny boy, and you gonna need to catch up with the Mission Impossibles...You know watta mean.....here's how much I want along with a Producers credit and final say on the script..."

( Idris writes how much he wants on a piece of paper and hands it to the producers. Bond producers open note and are wide eyed and shocked. They look at each other and scream..)

Bond Producers: "CONNERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                    (Sir Connery laughs from afar)




       

Thursday, August 9, 2018

Interesting fact about Rwandan President Paul Kagame

Rwandan President Paul Kagame has nothing to fear from his Vice President, cause he doesn't have one. The position of Vice President, of which Kagame used to be, was eliminated as soon as he became President.

Kagame has no Vice President

John Lennon returns his MBE