Tuesday, December 29, 2020
Sunday, December 27, 2020
WW84 HURTS!!!
WTF!
What if I told you I shelled out $15 to watch Wonder Woman 1984 on HBOMAX and 30 minutes in, I was trying so hard to avoid the obvious conclusion.....this movie is gonna suck! It was like eating a cheese snack, but pretending it was an actual meal. Silly and quite frankly, should only be watched as a streaming movie.
Can you imagine risking Covid 19 exposure in a movie theatre to watch this disaster?
What was good? Pedro Pascal, period full stop.
What was bad? Direction, general storytelling, the year 1984
What was worse? Kristen Wig
What was ugly? The CGI in this movie
What was ok I guess? Chris Pine
What was the Saving grace? I actually got to see what else HBOMAX has to offer, I love Succession and started getting into Lovecraft Country
Finally, somebody please tell Patty Jenkins (director and screenplay) to go watch Wonder Woman, because it seems she forgot who the character was.
P.S. I don't know what to make of Gal Gadot's performance
Monday, December 21, 2020
Tom Cruise yelling at "entitled" crew on MI7 set
Clearly the video does not match the actual audio of Tom Cruise yelling at some film crew members on the set of the latest Mission Impossible movie*
Sunday, December 20, 2020
Yapdem retelling of Idris Elba being offered Bond role
Elba says No to Bond
Idris Elba and Bond Producers meet to discuss being offered the role of Bond. We think the conversation went something like this.
Bond Producers: "Idris, we would love you for Bond, this is the right time..."
Elba: " Right time for what?"
Bond Producers: "You know"
Elba: "No I don't know"
Bond Producers: "A black Bond"
Elba: "I'll pass, don't want to be the "black bond" it's kinda corny"
(Sir Sean Connery' sends a text message to Elba while he is talking with the producers....text reads..."hey laddie, don't forget the money"....
Bond Producers: "are we keeping you from something" (annoyed)
Elba: "No not all, how much would you pay me to play Bond? I mean it's gotta be more than Danny boy, and you gonna need to catch up with the Mission Impossibles...You know watta mean.....here's how much I want along with a Producers credit and final say on the script..."
( Idris writes how much he wants on a piece of paper and hands it to the producers. Bond producers open note and are wide eyed and shocked. They look at each other and scream..)
Bond Producers: "CONNERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Sir Connery laughs from afar)
Idris Elba and Bond Producers meet to discuss being offered the role of Bond. We think the conversation went something like this.
Bond Producers: "Idris, we would love you for Bond, this is the right time..."
Elba: " Right time for what?"
Bond Producers: "You know"
Elba: "No I don't know"
Bond Producers: "A black Bond"
Elba: "I'll pass, don't want to be the "black bond" it's kinda corny"
(Sir Sean Connery' sends a text message to Elba while he is talking with the producers....text reads..."hey laddie, don't forget the money"....
Bond Producers: "are we keeping you from something" (annoyed)
Elba: "No not all, how much would you pay me to play Bond? I mean it's gotta be more than Danny boy, and you gonna need to catch up with the Mission Impossibles...You know watta mean.....here's how much I want along with a Producers credit and final say on the script..."
( Idris writes how much he wants on a piece of paper and hands it to the producers. Bond producers open note and are wide eyed and shocked. They look at each other and scream..)
Bond Producers: "CONNERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Sir Connery laughs from afar)
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