Friday, May 18, 2018

Deadpool 2 (DP2) one f****** sentence review


If you thought the merc with a mouth didn't talk enough in Deadpool, then Deadpool 2 will make your day.

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

YAPDEM TIME MACHINE 2007


We are proud to say that we have gotten some of our lost pages and files back. A lot of the material from yapdem.com dating back to our start in 2005, has been lost, but we have started getting them back. Below are a few of the ones that we have been able to recover. Some of them are missing links and are not fully functional, but give us some time, yapdem lives!!!!

thanks, 

yapdem.com

LOST PAGES 2007

LOST PAGES 2008

LOST PAGES 2009

LOST PAGES 2010

LOST PAGES 2011

MORE LOST PAGES 2011

MUCH MORE LOST PAGES 2011

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Our favourite billionaire attended the Met Gala dressed as.......
Musk at Met Gala

He obviously didnt get our email....but don't fret, we have a copy of it below

Dear Mr Musk,

Please build that Iron Man suit and please makes sure it can be worn on you upon command. You are the hero we need.

Thanks,

One of your biggests fans
Sherlock Holmes returns?

The greatest hustle and it is legal!!!!!!!!!

So you go to a laundromat and you go to break a $1, $5, $20 bill for quarters. Why??? because the machines only takes quarters. You spend $10 of quarters to wash and dry, for instance, at the same laundromat.......think about it for a second......

You gave them $10 bill to get quarters and you get quarters to put back in the machine at the same laundromat.......

Wow....food for thought...

Thursday, April 26, 2018

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Oprah? Your former show is calling

OPRAH ADVISES MESSI TO BE A WARRIOR

Former talk show Queen, Oprah Winfrey( who gave up her voice on her own platform and can't get it back cause Ellen took it and ran with it) has advised soccer great Lionel Messi ( who is the best player on the planet, untill he leaves the confines of Barcelona) to be a warrior. Her advice for him comes with the World Cup coming up in a few months.

Hopefully Oprah can go on the Ellen show and talk about how Messi needs to be a warrior. If only he could play for Barcelona at the World Cup😄

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Friday, March 2, 2018

                                               Must keep tweeting, can't stop tweeting, won't stop tweeting..
                                            

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

What Elon Musk should have done

Canadian, South African American (rare tri-national) billionaire Elon Musk just recently sent his red tesla car to Mars. As in he attached his car to a rocket and boom shakalaka...

Musk, who sold Paypal to ebay for a nice chunk of change has already stated his future ambition to put humans on Mars in 2040. But we feel he has missed a better opportunity. Why not go FULL TONY STARK. This is what he should have done

1.    Get dropped off in Syria, Afghanistan or any worn torn country with nothing but a cell phone and dinner coat.

2.    Make sure you are taken captive.

3.    Convince your captors you can build a missile for them if they spare you.

4.     Instead use parts provided to build an iron man suit that you will use to escape and never take it off. Infact the suit should assemble itself on you upon command.

5.     Then pair up with Bill Gates, Aliko Dangote, Stan Kroenke and Oprah to form a super group and you can call yourselves the Billionaires League or something cute.












Deadpool 2 (DP2) one f****** sentence review

If you thought the merc with a mouth didn't talk enough in Deadpool, then Deadpool 2 will make your day.