OUR MAN MUSK BOUT TO RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You're standing on the surface of the Earth. You walk one mile south, one mile west and one mile north. You end up exactly where you started. Where are you?"            Elon Musk

Our favourite billionaire attended the Met Gala dressed as.......
Musk at Met Gala

He obviously didnt get our email....but don't fret, we have a copy of it below

Dear Mr Musk,

Please build that Iron Man suit and please makes sure it can be worn on you upon command. You are the hero we need.

Thanks,

One of your biggest fans

Ana Li

What Elon Musk should have done

Canadian, South African American (rare tri-national) billionaire Elon Musk just recently sent his red tesla car to Mars. As in he attached his car to a rocket and boom shakalaka...

Musk, who sold Paypal to ebay for a nice chunk of change has already stated his future ambition to put humans on Mars in 2040. But we feel he has missed a better opportunity. Why not go FULL TONY STARK. This is what he should have done

1.    Get dropped off in Syria, Afghanistan or any worn torn country with nothing but a cell phone and dinner coat.

2.    Make sure you are taken captive.

3.    Convince your captors you can build a missile for them if they spare you.

4.     Instead use parts provided to build an iron man suit that you will use to escape and never take it off. Infact the suit should assemble itself on you upon command.

5.     Then pair up with Bill Gates, Aliko Dangote, Stan Kroenke and Oprah to form a super group and you can call yourselves the Billionaires League or something cute.