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Deadpool 2 (DP2) one f****** sentence review
If you thought the merc with a mouth didn't talk enough in Deadpool, then Deadpool 2 will make your day.
Thursday, May 17, 2018
Tuesday, May 15, 2018
Tuesday, May 8, 2018
Our favourite billionaire attended the Met Gala dressed as.......
Musk at Met Gala
He obviously didnt get our email....but don't fret, we have a copy of it below
Dear Mr Musk,
Please build that Iron Man suit and please makes sure it can be worn on you upon command. You are the hero we need.
Thanks,
One of your biggest fans
Ana Li
Musk at Met Gala
He obviously didnt get our email....but don't fret, we have a copy of it below
Dear Mr Musk,
Please build that Iron Man suit and please makes sure it can be worn on you upon command. You are the hero we need.
Thanks,
One of your biggest fans
Ana Li
The greatest hustle and it is legal!!!!!!!!!
So you go to a laundromat and you go to break a $1, $5, $20 bill for quarters. Why??? because the machines only takes quarters. You spend $10 of quarters to wash and dry, for instance, at the same laundromat.......think about it for a second......
You gave them $10 bill to get quarters and you get quarters to put back in the machine at the same laundromat.......
Wow....food for thought...
You gave them $10 bill to get quarters and you get quarters to put back in the machine at the same laundromat.......
Wow....food for thought...
Thursday, April 26, 2018
Avengers Infinity War one sentence review
Thanos was so brutal and so dominant, that Superman and Wonder Woman were needed
Sunday, April 15, 2018
Monday, April 2, 2018
Wednesday, March 21, 2018
Oprah? Your former show is calling
OPRAH ADVISES MESSI TO BE A WARRIOR
Former talk show Queen, Oprah Winfrey( who gave up her voice on her own platform and can't get it back cause Ellen took it and ran with it) has advised soccer great Lionel Messi ( who is the best player on the planet, untill he leaves the confines of Barcelona) to be a warrior. Her advice for him comes with the World Cup coming up in a few months.
Hopefully Oprah can go on the Ellen show and talk about how Messi needs to be a warrior. If only he could play for Barcelona at the World Cup😄
Former talk show Queen, Oprah Winfrey( who gave up her voice on her own platform and can't get it back cause Ellen took it and ran with it) has advised soccer great Lionel Messi ( who is the best player on the planet, untill he leaves the confines of Barcelona) to be a warrior. Her advice for him comes with the World Cup coming up in a few months.
Hopefully Oprah can go on the Ellen show and talk about how Messi needs to be a warrior. If only he could play for Barcelona at the World Cup😄
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
Tuesday, February 27, 2018
What Elon Musk should have done
Canadian, South African American (rare tri-national) billionaire Elon Musk just recently sent his red tesla car to Mars. As in he attached his car to a rocket and boom shakalaka...
Musk, who sold Paypal to ebay for a nice chunk of change has already stated his future ambition to put humans on Mars in 2040. But we feel he has missed a better opportunity. Why not go FULL TONY STARK. This is what he should have done
1. Get dropped off in Syria, Afghanistan or any worn torn country with nothing but a cell phone and dinner coat.
2. Make sure you are taken captive.
3. Convince your captors you can build a missile for them if they spare you.
4. Instead use parts provided to build an iron man suit that you will use to escape and never take it off. Infact the suit should assemble itself on you upon command.
5. Then pair up with Bill Gates, Aliko Dangote, Stan Kroenke and Oprah to form a super group and you can call yourselves the Billionaires League or something cute.
Musk, who sold Paypal to ebay for a nice chunk of change has already stated his future ambition to put humans on Mars in 2040. But we feel he has missed a better opportunity. Why not go FULL TONY STARK. This is what he should have done
1. Get dropped off in Syria, Afghanistan or any worn torn country with nothing but a cell phone and dinner coat.
2. Make sure you are taken captive.
3. Convince your captors you can build a missile for them if they spare you.
4. Instead use parts provided to build an iron man suit that you will use to escape and never take it off. Infact the suit should assemble itself on you upon command.
5. Then pair up with Bill Gates, Aliko Dangote, Stan Kroenke and Oprah to form a super group and you can call yourselves the Billionaires League or something cute.
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