WW84 HURTS!!!

 

WTF!

What if I told you I shelled out $15 to watch Wonder Woman 1984 on HBOMAX and 30 minutes in, I was trying so hard to avoid the obvious conclusion.....this movie is gonna suck! It was like eating  a cheese snack, but pretending it was an actual meal. Silly and quite frankly, should only be watched as a streaming movie. 

Can you imagine risking Covid 19 exposure in a movie theatre to watch this disaster?

What was good? Pedro Pascal, period full stop.

What was bad? Direction, general storytelling, the year 1984

What was worse? Kristen Wig 

What was ugly? The CGI in this movie

What was ok I guess? Chris Pine

What was the Saving grace?  I actually got to see what else HBOMAX has to offer, I love Succession and started getting into Lovecraft Country

Finally, somebody please tell Patty Jenkins (director and screenplay) to go watch Wonder Woman, because it seems she forgot who the character was.

P.S. I don't know what to make of Gal Gadot's performance

Tom Cruise yelling at "entitled" crew on MI7 set

Clearly the video does not match the actual audio of Tom Cruise yelling at some film crew members on the set of the latest Mission Impossible movie*

 

Yapdem retelling of Idris Elba being offered Bond role

Elba says No to Bond

Idris Elba and Bond Producers meet to discuss being offered the role of Bond. We think the conversation went something like this.

Bond Producers: "Idris, we would love you for Bond, this is the right time..."

Elba: " Right time for what?"

Bond Producers: "You know"

Elba: "No I don't know"

Bond Producers: "A black Bond"

Elba: "I'll pass, don't want to be the "black bond" it's kinda corny"

(Sir Sean Connery' sends a text message to Elba while he is talking with the producers....text reads..."hey laddie, don't forget the money"....

Bond Producers:  "are we keeping you from something" (annoyed)

Elba: "No not all, how much would you pay me to play Bond? I mean it's gotta be more than Danny boy, and you gonna need to catch up with the Mission Impossibles...You know watta mean.....here's how much I want along with a Producers credit and final say on the script..."

( Idris writes how much he wants on a piece of paper and hands it to the producers. Bond producers open note and are wide eyed and shocked. They look at each other and scream..)

Bond Producers: "CONNERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                    (Sir Connery laughs from afar)




       

 

Remembering Sean Connery (1930 - 2020)

#ENDSARS #ENDSARS #ENDSARS #ENDSARS #ENDSARS #ENDSARS 

Biden v Trump

 Two rich, old, white men bitched like kids last night. 

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Yet another Batman!!!!! The Batman trailer

 

African version of Into the Badlands

 

Ain't no party, like an African wedding party

 

We have found the theme song for 2020!!!!

 

Rolling Stones "Sympathy for the devil"

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Justice League : Snyder Cut trailer

 

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Young boy and his mom go for a walk and he looks up and says "mommy, why is the sky so Orange?" The mom looks up, takes a big gulp and says  " Orange hell on Earth! " The son, petrified, says "does that mean we are already dead?" The mom sighs and knows exactly what to do......she unlocks her phone, goes to Youtube Kids and gives it to her son.

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 trailer

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" I CAN'T BREATHE"

written by 

Nshira Ebuduo

Guest columnist

There's NO leadership in this country! I have been sick to my stomach since i watched the murder of #GeorgeFloyd and to hear this president tell it’s citizens that they should be shot at because people are upset, feel unheard and abandoned by the very people who have sworn to protect them is nothing short of hatred.

My heart bleeds for my children especially my son. This unfortunate situation can happen to anyone irrespective of your education, job or economic state. So please miss me with that BS of they are looting, destroying things, Trump is not a racist. If you think that this man's death is justifiable by any means kindly do yourself a favor by removing yourself either by unfriending, blocking and deleting me!

And to the African people who continue to turn blind cheek and keep mute when such atrocities happen... hear this:

Your children whom you are raising in this country (which happens to be better than the ones you all left behind) and don't happen to know their African roots, when you're dead and gone will become part of the African American community and will not be set apart or treated any differently in such situations!

I will continue to add my voice and support the African American community because I see myself in them...i am them and they me. They endured it all so I can walk down the streets and live a comfortable life.

As for those in Africa who continue to support Trump all in the name of jokes or he speaks his mind, he says it like it is, he was chosen by God to fulfill a prophecy... the ramifications of his actions falls on your hands as well and stop using religion as an excuse.

#BlackLivesMatter

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