When John Lennon said no to the Queen

Prof. Wole Soyinka speaks, you listen

Penisless Bees

Kanye takes a knee for Trump

Ighalo remembers how to score

Super Eagles of Nigeria forward Odion Ighalo scored a hat trick in an African Cup of Nations qualifier against Libya.  Ighalo,  who plays professionally in China,  had been shooting blanks for a while as the lone striker.  But yesterday,  he broke lose the chains of futility and got his "Yekini" on.

 We shall see if he continues the streak when the two teams play again Tuesday in Tunisia.

When Kanye met Trump...A onesided love story

YAPDEM tv Hale Hale featuring Patoranking

Collabo featuring Psquare and Don Jazzy

NBA is back!!!!!!

Top left is Lebron James

Top right is Steph Curry

Second left is James Harden

Second right is Kyrie Irving

Bottom left is Lonzo Ball

Bottom right is Gordon Hayward

David Stern's gift that keeps giving..... Sacramento Kings

The Sacramento Kings censored a home preasason game by covering up the score with the word CENSORED at the bottom right corner.  

What was the score? 

 Utah Jazz 132 

Sacramento Kings 93!!!

So because they were losing by 29 points in a preseason game they decided to cover the score. 

David Stern,  this is your mess.

By 2028 No one will own a car (unless they are dumb)

The greatest national anthem rendition EVER!!!!!!

"You're standing on the surface of the Earth. You walk one mile south, one mile west and one mile north. You end up exactly where you started. Where are you?"            Elon Musk

Prince raining jumpers

Spiderman into the spider verse trailer

When is Mengistu coming home?

With Mugabe finally taken down in Zimbabwe,  when is former Ethiopian dictator Mengistu Haile Mariam (don't let that sweet name fool you) coming back to Ethiopia?  Mengistu was forced out of Ethiopia  and ran with his tail between his legs to his buddy Mugabe. Mugabe at the time was the President for life of Zimbabwe,  and allowed Mengistu to live in exile in Zimbabwe.

Well fast forward to today and Mugabe has been overthrown........ So the question is....
When is Mengistu coming back home? 

 

Taylor Swift gets political

Pop Star wins an American Music Award then becomes an activist and reminds young people to vote in upcoming elections.  After her request,  there was a surge in voter registration between young uns 18-29.

"If I could quit being black,  I'd be out  the game"     Dave Chappelle

Patton Ka Kaard (starring Donald Trump, Nimrata Haley)...... Mega Hit!!!!!!

Nikki Haley sends shockwaves through Trump tower, as she resigns as Trump's UN Ambassador. But the bigger shock for us...... Her parents are 🇮🇳👳(Indian) and her name is Nimrata  what?!?!... And she was Governor of South Carolina?????!!!! ....

If this was a Bollywood movie it would be called  Patton ka Kaard (roughly translates to House of Cards) *


* Anybody who knows the correct translation let us know....or else we are going with our title.

The great Moses Alaiya a.k.a Baba Sala in "Tokumbo"

Baba Sala visits his best friend Adisa.  Adisa lives in America with his girlfriend Jennie. Baba Sala and Jennie have a confrontation,  where neither one knows what the other is saying.

New Aquaman trailer

Daredevil Season 3 trailers

  

 

New set photos John Wick 3

"Bill Cosby told on himself" Paul Mooney

Hellboy (2019)

Chris Cornell "Thank You"

Houston robot brothel?

Sacred Games

Champion featuring Buju Banton

Bill Cosby vs Harvey Weinstein

Trump has remedy for allegedly calling African countries shit hole countries CLICK HERE

Creed 2

Nobody but Cosby doing time?????

"Neymar is the Kim Kardashian of football" - Joey Barton

Bond 25. Valentine's Day 2020

NEW FOOTAGE " THE JOKER"

New Captain Marvel trailer

Ali meets Pelé

One of the greatest monologues EVER!!!!!!

Chappelle SNL monologue

There is a new Jack in town and his last name is not Bauer

"He’s got the maturity of an eight-year-old boy with the insecurity of a teenage girl. That’s just who he is.”
                                                                                                           John Kerry about Trump

Fela and Paul McCartney smoking

Sir Paul McCartney and Fela

Ozark season 2 Review

When Buhari thought it was 1983

  Woman's place as told by President Buhari

Pep's attack on EPL (every phone living)

Pep says "No Phones" and he means it !!!!!!!!!!😞

Nike tells Kap " Just do it"

Magic System - Premier Gao

Interesting fact about Rwandan President Paul Kagame

Rwandan President Paul Kagame has nothing to fear from his Vice President, cause he doesn't have one. The position of Vice President, of which Kagame used to be, was eliminated as soon as he became President.

Kagame has no Vice President

Sankara meets Fela

Video proof of Nigerian coach receiving bribe

Only in Nigeria does a coach take a bribe, on camera, and still not get fired immediately.

First look at Shazaam

First look at Aquaman trailer

leaked photos of France world cup winners jersey

Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar et al watching world cup final

Rwandan President blasts bad African leaders

Fela Kuti's timeless classic "Sorrow, tears and blood"

Billions Season 3 finale one sentence review

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Deadpool 2 (DP2) one f****** sentence review

If you thought the merc with a mouth didn't talk enough in Deadpool, then Deadpool 2 will make your day.

Proof NBA needs to eliminate Conferences

NBA Western Conference Finals smashing ratings records

Our favourite billionaire attended the Met Gala dressed as.......
Musk at Met Gala

He obviously didnt get our email....but don't fret, we have a copy of it below

Dear Mr Musk,

Please build that Iron Man suit and please makes sure it can be worn on you upon command. You are the hero we need.

Thanks,

One of your biggest fans

Ana Li

Sherlock Holmes returns?

The greatest hustle and it is legal!!!!!!!!!

So you go to a laundromat and you go to break a $1, $5, $20 bill for quarters. Why??? because the machines only takes quarters. You spend $10 of quarters to wash and dry, for instance, at the same laundromat.......think about it for a second......

You gave them $10 bill to get quarters and you get quarters to put back in the machine at the same laundromat.......

Wow....food for thought...

Avengers Infinity War one sentence review

Thanos was so brutal and so dominant, that Superman and Wonder Woman were needed

Oprah? Your former show is calling

OPRAH ADVISES MESSI TO BE A WARRIOR

Former talk show Queen, Oprah Winfrey( who gave up her voice on her own platform and can't get it back cause Ellen took it and ran with it) has advised soccer great Lionel Messi ( who is the best player on the planet, untill he leaves the confines of Barcelona) to be a warrior. Her advice for him comes with the World Cup coming up in a few months.

Hopefully Oprah can go on the Ellen show and talk about how Messi needs to be a warrior. If only he could play for Barcelona at the World Cup😄

Distant Relatives

Either these two are related or they are the same person.

 

Wizkid

 

Damian Lillard

                                               Must keep tweeting, can't stop tweeting, won't stop tweeting..
                                            

What Elon Musk should have done

Canadian, South African American (rare tri-national) billionaire Elon Musk just recently sent his red tesla car to Mars. As in he attached his car to a rocket and boom shakalaka...

Musk, who sold Paypal to ebay for a nice chunk of change has already stated his future ambition to put humans on Mars in 2040. But we feel he has missed a better opportunity. Why not go FULL TONY STARK. This is what he should have done

1.    Get dropped off in Syria, Afghanistan or any worn torn country with nothing but a cell phone and dinner coat.

2.    Make sure you are taken captive.

3.    Convince your captors you can build a missile for them if they spare you.

4.     Instead use parts provided to build an iron man suit that you will use to escape and never take it off. Infact the suit should assemble itself on you upon command.

5.     Then pair up with Bill Gates, Aliko Dangote, Stan Kroenke and Oprah to form a super group and you can call yourselves the Billionaires League or something cute.

A Nigerian Governor's attempt to woo young voters. He treats them to what they always eat, jollof rice and "pure" water.

"Hey, Santa, next time try ice cream"

YAPDEM tv Don't make me wait feat Sting+Shaggy

Nas+Damian Marley= Patience

                                 " Please don't change the playoff format, I like sleepwalking through                            the eastern conference into the NBA finals every year for the last decade"

When Buhari met Trump

                                         Buhari: "Mr President, good to see you again"
                                         Trump: "President Buhari, I welcome you to America"
                                 Trump's 💭: "Don't say Sh*thole country, Dont say Sh*thole country"

Mavado - Aktion Pak

                                             
                                                         MAVADO - AKTION PAK

Sir Nelson Mandela? Make it happen Lady

Dear Queen Elizabeth II,

Congratulations on your 100th birthday or whatever your age is. We are all getting older, but you remain forever young. I just have one major question, why hasn't the late great African icon Nelson Mandela been awared a knighthood?

This is a man that gave up his freedom and most of his productive life to fighting the oppression of his people by white people, in his own country. During his time in prison, you did nothing to help get him released. He finally gets released from prison, runs for President, wins and unites. Then he does something very UnAfrican.....he does one term in office and hands over.

It has been years since his passing and still no knighthood. Does he have to be an old English, Welsh or Scottish actor or musician to be knighted??. Even David Beckham is begging for a knighthood. Please do the right thing, Sir Nelson Mandela has to happen.

Yours Sincerely,

Avo Bode and other African Diasporians

Better than Oatmeal and Grits

This is the best breakfast ever. Yes we said it and it's so easy a cooking novice can make it.

INGREDIENTS

GOLDEN MORN (as seen in above photo)

MILO or any other powdered chocolate beverage

POWDERED MILK


HOW TO
First you boil water. If you do not know how to boil water then please stop reading and go to a fast food restaurant.  For those who are still here, you are boiling about half a kettle of water.
While the water is boiling, get a big breakfast bowl and pour in your prefered amount of Golden Morn. Then pour in at least 3/4 amount (comparable to Golden Morn) of Milo or your prefered chocolate powdered drink. Then pour in 1/2 amount ( comparable to Milo) of powdered milk.

Stir contents till they are evenly mixed.

By now your water is hot and boiled. Pour the water into the bowl and stir lightly. If you want a thick breakfast, then pour less water.

It's healthy and does not have the excess sugar of today's cereal.

Please drop a comment and let us know what you think. It will not change our opinion that our breakfast is the best.

10 year anniversary of Yapdem's salute to US troops "American Blood"

American Blood 

Band : Afro All Stars
Label : Yapdem
Year  :  2008

Wigan Athletic crush Man City dreams

"I need to buy more players"

                     

Black Panther (Review)

The hype is real, Black Panther is an absolute delight. The latest addition to the never ending Marvel catalog of films that tells an ongoing modern story in an alternate reality.

A story of an African king who is not ready to rule but has to, after the death of his father.A leader who selfishly wants to help only his people and not share the treasure and power they truly posses. A power so great, it will cause untold damage.

Chadwick Boseman leads a predominately black cast of well known actors and actresses from Forest Whitaker to Angela Basset, from Dana Gurira to Lupito Nyong'o and a charmingly roguish performance from Michael B. Jordan. Jordan plays the villain Killmonger in this movie and is directed by Ryan Coogler, who he worked with on Creed and Fruitvale Station.

This African story is a rich one that mirrors what several African countries have faced and continue to face
                           *  stolen African artifacts in an English museum
                           *  natural resources that attract foreign looters
                           *  relationship between Africans and African Americans
                           *  Leadership handed from Father to son without an election

The pacing and and comedic timing is excellent and you are left entertained without too much politics in your popcorn.