OPRAH ADVISES MESSI TO BE A WARRIOR
Former talk show Queen, Oprah Winfrey( who gave up her voice on her own platform and can't get it back cause Ellen took it and ran with it) has advised soccer great Lionel Messi ( who is the best player on the planet, untill he leaves the confines of Barcelona) to be a warrior. Her advice for him comes with the World Cup coming up in a few months.
Hopefully Oprah can go on the Ellen show and talk about how Messi needs to be a warrior. If only he could play for Barcelona at the World Cup😄
Wednesday, March 21, 2018
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
Tuesday, February 27, 2018
What Elon Musk should have done
Canadian, South African American (rare tri-national) billionaire Elon Musk just recently sent his red tesla car to Mars. As in he attached his car to a rocket and boom shakalaka...
Musk, who sold Paypal to ebay for a nice chunk of change has already stated his future ambition to put humans on Mars in 2040. But we feel he has missed a better opportunity. Why not go FULL TONY STARK. This is what he should have done
1. Get dropped off in Syria, Afghanistan or any worn torn country with nothing but a cell phone and dinner coat.
2. Make sure you are taken captive.
3. Convince your captors you can build a missile for them if they spare you.
4. Instead use parts provided to build an iron man suit that you will use to escape and never take it off. Infact the suit should assemble itself on you upon command.
5. Then pair up with Bill Gates, Aliko Dangote, Stan Kroenke and Oprah to form a super group and you can call yourselves the Billionaires League or something cute.
Musk, who sold Paypal to ebay for a nice chunk of change has already stated his future ambition to put humans on Mars in 2040. But we feel he has missed a better opportunity. Why not go FULL TONY STARK. This is what he should have done
1. Get dropped off in Syria, Afghanistan or any worn torn country with nothing but a cell phone and dinner coat.
2. Make sure you are taken captive.
3. Convince your captors you can build a missile for them if they spare you.
4. Instead use parts provided to build an iron man suit that you will use to escape and never take it off. Infact the suit should assemble itself on you upon command.
5. Then pair up with Bill Gates, Aliko Dangote, Stan Kroenke and Oprah to form a super group and you can call yourselves the Billionaires League or something cute.
Saturday, February 24, 2018
Wednesday, February 21, 2018
When Buhari met Trump
Trump: "President Buhari, I welcome you to America"
Trump's 💭: "Don't say Sh*thole country, Dont say Sh*thole country"
Sir Nelson Mandela? Make it happen Lady
Dear Queen Elizabeth II,
Congratulations on your 100th birthday or whatever your age is. We are all getting older, but you remain forever young. I just have one major question, why hasn't the late great African icon Nelson Mandela been awared a knighthood?
This is a man that gave up his freedom and most of his productive life to fighting the oppression of his people by white people, in his own country. During his time in prison, you did nothing to help get him released. He finally gets released from prison, runs for President, wins and unites. Then he does something very UnAfrican.....he does one term in office and hands over.
It has been years since his passing and still no knighthood. Does he have to be an old English, Welsh or Scottish actor or musician to be knighted??. Even David Beckham is begging for a knighthood. Please do the right thing, Sir Nelson Mandela has to happen.
Yours Sincerely,
Avo Bode and other African Diasporians
Congratulations on your 100th birthday or whatever your age is. We are all getting older, but you remain forever young. I just have one major question, why hasn't the late great African icon Nelson Mandela been awared a knighthood?
This is a man that gave up his freedom and most of his productive life to fighting the oppression of his people by white people, in his own country. During his time in prison, you did nothing to help get him released. He finally gets released from prison, runs for President, wins and unites. Then he does something very UnAfrican.....he does one term in office and hands over.
It has been years since his passing and still no knighthood. Does he have to be an old English, Welsh or Scottish actor or musician to be knighted??. Even David Beckham is begging for a knighthood. Please do the right thing, Sir Nelson Mandela has to happen.
Yours Sincerely,
Avo Bode and other African Diasporians
Better than Oatmeal and Grits
INGREDIENTS
GOLDEN MORN (as seen in above photo)
MILO or any other powdered chocolate beverage
POWDERED MILK
HOW TO
First you boil water. If you do not know how to boil water then please stop reading and go to a fast food restaurant. For those who are still here, you are boiling about half a kettle of water.
While the water is boiling, get a big breakfast bowl and pour in your prefered amount of Golden Morn. Then pour in at least 3/4 amount (comparable to Golden Morn) of Milo or your prefered chocolate powdered drink. Then pour in 1/2 amount ( comparable to Milo) of powdered milk.
Stir contents till they are evenly mixed.
By now your water is hot and boiled. Pour the water into the bowl and stir lightly. If you want a thick breakfast, then pour less water.
It's healthy and does not have the excess sugar of today's cereal.
Please drop a comment and let us know what you think. It will not change our opinion that our breakfast is the best.
Tuesday, February 20, 2018
Monday, February 19, 2018
Black Panther (Review)
The hype is real, Black Panther is an absolute delight. The latest addition to the never ending Marvel catalog of films that tells an ongoing modern story in an alternate reality.
A story of an African king who is not ready to rule but has to, after the death of his father.A leader who selfishly wants to help only his people and not share the treasure and power they truly posses. A power so great, it will cause untold damage.
Chadwick Boseman leads a predominately black cast of well known actors and actresses from Forest Whitaker to Angela Basset, from Dana Gurira to Lupito Nyong'o and a charmingly roguish performance from Michael B. Jordan. Jordan plays the villain Killmonger in this movie and is directed by Ryan Coogler, who he worked with on Creed and Fruitvale Station.
This African story is a rich one that mirrors what several African countries have faced and continue to face
* stolen African artifacts in an English museum
* natural resources that attract foreign looters
* relationship between Africans and African Americans
* Leadership handed from Father to son without an election
The pacing and and comedic timing is excellent and you are left entertained without too much politics in your popcorn.
A story of an African king who is not ready to rule but has to, after the death of his father.A leader who selfishly wants to help only his people and not share the treasure and power they truly posses. A power so great, it will cause untold damage.
Chadwick Boseman leads a predominately black cast of well known actors and actresses from Forest Whitaker to Angela Basset, from Dana Gurira to Lupito Nyong'o and a charmingly roguish performance from Michael B. Jordan. Jordan plays the villain Killmonger in this movie and is directed by Ryan Coogler, who he worked with on Creed and Fruitvale Station.
This African story is a rich one that mirrors what several African countries have faced and continue to face
* stolen African artifacts in an English museum
* natural resources that attract foreign looters
* relationship between Africans and African Americans
* Leadership handed from Father to son without an election
The pacing and and comedic timing is excellent and you are left entertained without too much politics in your popcorn.
Friday, December 15, 2017
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
Ajit "the hitman" Pai
Dont cry when you start paying for Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, google search, youtube et al. Now you can pay your phone bill and surf anywhere, but that will all change now that Ajit"the hitman" Pai, chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, has gotten his vote passed to turn back the previous administration's policy on Net_neutrality.
People need to research and open their eyes and use social media to fight back.
People need to research and open their eyes and use social media to fight back.
Tuesday, December 12, 2017
Unlimited service thats not unlimited
TEXT FROM PHONE COMPANY:
You've used 35GB of high-speed data this month on your MetroPCS plan. You may temporarily experience slower speeds at locations and times when competing network demands occur until your next cycle date.
FCC is too busy fixing the internet, that they forgot about cell phone companies like metro pcs selling an unlimited service that is not unlimited. We pay upwards of 50 60 70 dollars a month to enjoy freedom, only to be shackled and you are ok with that, but Net Neutrality, that is the mother of all problems that needs to be solved.
Kick rocks!!
P.S. Boost mobile is even worse. They will hit you over the head about how unlimited they are, then hit you on the head again about how your unlimited service is unlimited but limited.
END RANT
Thursday, November 16, 2017
Minister knows nothing about his ministry
Nigeria's Super Eagles are headed to the world cup next year and confirmed their ambitions with a come from behind spanking of Argentina. The Eagles beat the contenders 4-2 in a friendly with no thanks to it's sports minister.
Nigeria's sports minister, Solomon (insert joke or laugh here) Dalug, almost singlehandedly sabotaged the Olympic soccer team at the 2016 Olympics by refusing to release funds to the U23 side. The team could not pay it's hotel bill and arrived for their first match hours before the game.
The team would go on to win a bronze medal at the Olympics.....the only medal the country won.
So Dalug is back to take credit for the Super Eagles resurrgence......enjoy this gem below
Nigeria's sports minister, Solomon (insert joke or laugh here) Dalug, almost singlehandedly sabotaged the Olympic soccer team at the 2016 Olympics by refusing to release funds to the U23 side. The team could not pay it's hotel bill and arrived for their first match hours before the game.
The team would go on to win a bronze medal at the Olympics.....the only medal the country won.
So Dalug is back to take credit for the Super Eagles resurrgence......enjoy this gem below
Wednesday, November 15, 2017
Looks like a coup, smells like a coup but is not??????
Since Zimbabwe's independence in 1980, one man has ruled and his name is Robert Mugabe. Fast forward to today and the same man is now under house arrest by the military. But the military insists that this is not a coup or takeover. So what exactly is it?
Mugabe era over?
2017 - 1980 = 37 😱?????
37 years as President😵😵😵😵?#@$!!!!!!!!!!!
Mugabe era over?
2017 - 1980 = 37 😱?????
37 years as President😵😵😵😵?#@$!!!!!!!!!!!
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